Tonight on Duck Dynasty the Robertsons are putting a hot tub in. Godwin is getting the hot tub and he farted in it. Martin went on a date last week, so the Robertson women dressed him. He said he felt like a doll. Martin had A LOT of socks and mustard. Si pretended to be Martin's date at one point, and got very offended when Martin wouldn't call him Tiffany. In the end, though, everything worked out and Martin got a second date.

Martin Luther King Jr.'s Impact

Martin Luther King Jr is a person who had a huge impact on our society. His goal was do away with segregation and in general get civil rights. He organized huge rallies and marches on major cities in the US including Washington DC. He was assassinated before his dream was accomplished. This year and in fact today is the 50th anniversary of his “I have A Dream” speech. I believe this was his most important speech because this is the one that I like the most and it is also his most well known by everyday people.

Thank you Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. for all that you did for our society.

Chip Kelly named Micheal Vick Eagles starting QB!

Michael Vick is named the starter for the Eagles. Vick beat out Nick Foles for the position, ending months of drama. Chip Kelly, their new head coach, said. I think they will only use Foles sparingly, like if Vick bruises his ribs or gets another concussion, I pray to god I didn't just jinx Vick or the Eagles for that matter! All I have left to say is GO BIRDS!

Eagles quarterback

I think the Eagles quarterback should stay the same Michail Vick is the worst player. He should not even be able to play football for any team in the NFL. Because he is the worst player in the world. He's a ball hog because he thinks he's the best player. I think he should not be able to play football for any team in the NFL because of the whole dog fighting maches he had in his basement. If Michial Vick isn't heathy he should not be able to play football in the NFL. by: JAKE FREY

Why Shawn Peters is AWESOME!!!

Someone may ask why is Shawn Peters awesome? Some will ask how he is so awesome? Well this is easier done than said but the top ten reasons are found below. 1) He is number one. Enough said. 2)He is so good at King's Corner that in several states he isn't allowed to play it. 3) He can run on so little sleep that the government wants to study him to make their army tougher. 4) His role model Blain looks up to him. 5) His older brother Joey asks Shawn if he does a good job mowing the lawn. And if he didn't...the pain comes. 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) He doesn't need all ten reasons to explain how awesom he is. The End??? -By: Shawn Edward Peters the orignal

Who?

Who? Who could you be? A simple man Who enjoys life's simple pleasures. But who, then, am I? Am I the one who loves Courtney? Maybe. But another round? Maybe. And the fallacy may continue. But that bears nothing (something? Little? Next to nothing?) Or what really is at stake here? A simple woman, one who loves the quaff But what could be done with my life? Everything or Nothing at all? Utterly, convincingly white Who? Masculinity Is just as many precieve it And not The numerous styles and modalities of being a man Are like a friend I once had As I think back to those collegiate days of yore Trying to circumnavigate the barbed wire fence It was electrified, too And college was a place Where simplicity meant being alone I was never alone Supposedly I was never simple, then Computers were everywhere and high culture was melted with the new wave of machines So now, has this come to be me? I? Mr.Thomson and Mr.Satterthwaite “I USED TO WORK WITH YOUR WIFE AT THE RED CROSS IN TOWN” I might shout out the passenger window of the car Merrily driving through Langhorne, PA With my Mother So it's true-I'm not all that All what? An athiest who is too afraid to spend hours in front of the mirror in order to properly Adore the Magi therin Lest his father find him Ah-his Father! Indeed a hot topic for you. A man who was everything and nothing all at the exact same time to coin a familiar phrase. But the armies of Thompson and Satterthwaite as they battle over my brain. . . against the historical adeptitude of Dr. Jeap-- IT WORKS TO KEEP ME NEUTRAL! Meetings are key in my new future And is survival is a must Alcoholics Anonymous i appreciate Making a few meetings now and again Switzerland is important in my mind As are the Quakers Is Swiss neutrality to Mennonite nonresistance As B is to C? Ohhh. . . Dearest! Are you High yet? But I remember My gay, bisexual rattle Are you the one. . . Who is ostensibly into scents? Are you the one. . . Who has a deep love and respect for religions? Or are you the one? She points with a long finger And stares at me with angry eyes. And there was more. . .so much more. by Doug Wert