Friday, June 28, 2013

Monsters University Review


 

When I heard that the latest film from Pixar Animation Studios (the creators of Toy Story and, Up) was a prequel to   Monsters Inc., I scoffed. The original film was an early Pixar work, and it was clever and funny, but a touch formulaic. Considering the disaster of Cars 2, a worse sequel to a mediocre film, my hopes for Monsters University were on the floor.  Despite my hesitation, I was pleasantly surprised by the film. Monsters University is wildly funny, full of heart, and far less predictable than the first film.

Like Cars 2, this prequel stars the first film’s breakout character, as opposed to the lead. The reason that works here, and not in Cars 2, is that Billy Chrystal has 20 times more charisma and charm than Larry the Cable Guy.  In this film, Mike is attending Monsters University, hoping to be a top scarer.  Mike has studied very hard about how to scare children, but he himself is just not scary.  This simple fact about him gets him laughed at and rejected by the jocks (the main jock played by Nathan Fillian), as well as the Dean (Helen Miren). We know from this first   movie that Mike does not achieve his goal of becoming a scarer, but the reason the film doesn’t end up with a negative message is that Mike is always so positive and happy with himself.

As far as plot, the film is a spoof of classic college movies like Revenge of the Nerds and Animal House.  The film revolves around Mike meeting Sully (John Goodman) and the difficult start to their relationship.  Because Sully is naturally scary, (he even comes from a family of scarers), he slacks off and at one pint hangs out with the jocks. This leads to tension with hardworking Mike.    Eventually, the two start to bond over a series of Greek games   which pit them and several nerds against the jocks.  You may think you know this kind of plot, but the direction the film takes with it is more creative than you may imagine.

 All the new monsters in this film are well designed and individually entertaining. While many of them are archetypes, they interact well off Mike and Sully, and the actors give good performances.  One element I should elaborate on is that this film is hysterical. Mike and Sully meet a fraternity of nerds, (including Dave Foley and Joel Murray) all of whom are hilarious.  And there are plenty of great gags that involve them.

Monsters University is full of great character moments, lots of laughs, and has a story that is more engaging and less predictable than that of the first one. This movie was a pleasant surprise for me, and it may be the same for you.

Friday, June 21, 2013

eyes

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EYES
Eyes, eyes and only eyes
only yours and only for you
Must you ask
and must I answer?
That question, probing my masculinity
“What do you want?”
Eyes, eyes and only eyes


ABOUT (and Accents) (and Women) [and gayness]
There was a little story 'boot
A man named John
He was a man
True man from true man
But that's hardly important.
Or is it?
Gee, they sure pronounce “about” oddly up in Canada
You can find even stranger pronunciations in Newfoundland
But that's only in the East
Try out Western Canada
Where a washrag
Is a washcloth
I ought stop before Colleen harbors a resentment against me
As she gurgles and moans


Are there problems with her intestines?
There may be problems with mine if I'm not careful.
But no, she'll take it on the gut, like an honest lady
Invariably I'm not and yogurt is called into help
But that's old and now there are new fish to fry
Our Lady of Grace, she is.
Colleen, Colleen
Our Lady of Grace, she is, she is.
But now my sweet Catholicism.
Mary, sweet Mary.
And yes, Mr. Coventry, such a gay man
Your contributions were taken to heart.
Heart, mind, body and spirit.
Are all homosexuals Protestant, then?
A little girl asks.
Oh, no, her instructor says, and looks nervously at her watch.


The only generalization safe to make
Is that there are no generalizations safe to make

Monday, June 17, 2013

Rays Memorial day Vacation I went to visit Fern and Hervy !
I had a good time I went swimming had lots of fun playing with Adriana I had lots of good stuff to eat ! Adriana was in a parade She played her Horn She was proud! And She did a good job ! They sounded good ! I hope I can See them again soon ! I miss them when I don't get to see them !

JOLLY OLDE ENGLAND!

Ten years ago this week my family and I traveled to Great Britain for almost three weeks. We took off from Dulles Airport in Washington D.C. at 8 A.M. We landed at 4 P.M. Greenwich Mean Time thoroughly exhausted. The next week was spent in London and the villages on the way to Edinboro where we saw the main castle in Edinboro, Scotland. Then we caught the ferry in Wales to travel a week in the Republic of Ireland. Ireland was so peaceful and beautiful that I could see myself living there! After our stint in Ireland, it was back to London via Liverpool to see the Cavern Club where the Beatles used to play. Then it was back to America!!!!

Monday, June 17,2013 @ 12:35PM

I watched a few baseball games on Saturday afternoon. My favored National league team the Washington Nationals lost. My favored American league team the Baltimore Orioles won.
I went to church yesterday (Sunday) morning. It was a blessed service! Every Saturday night before I go to bed I kneel down and pray for the churches (at home and the ones around the world that belong to my church at home and the one I attend here) to be blessed. Please don't get me wrong, I pray before I eat and before I go to bed every night, besides on Saturday. Last night I called my church at home ( Church of God Universal) and talked to one of my brothers and he told me that they are working hard to get me transferred int this place on Mill Street in my home real soon. I'll be close enough to attend the services on Wednesday evening and Sunday morning and evening!
I talked to my brother Brook last night and he told me that for certain he will come over here and get me home with him for a visit around the middle of summer. I also called and talked to my second cousin Billy Beard and he told me for certain that he will get me that Kawasaki ZXR-14 for me very soon! I hope it will be blue but it could be red anyway, it doesn't matter as long as I have it!
I talked to my Uncle Aldus on the phone and he told me he will work real hard to get me accepted into this place in South Potomac Street in Waynesboro and live with him and Aunt Nancy very soon.
I'll have that new sport bike and my cousin Jim Seylar is getting me this brand new Corvette, in red and I hope with a hard top and a manual transmission very soon! I'll have the fastest bike on the road and one of the fastest cars on the road also. Jim, his mom,dad,sisters,brother, brother-in-laws, and sister-in-laws are working very hard to get me transferred into one of three places in Chambersburg very soon because I've been stuck away from home now for sixteen and a half years now.
The thing that upsets me the most is that when I was stuck in these places after I was dismissed from the hospital my wife (at the time) Carol told me that I would be stuck in these places for only eight years. She divorced me on April 14, 2007 and she has been accepting MY workers insurance checks and my Social Security Disability checks ( Made out in MY NAME) sense 1997. She is ripping me off in a major way. She is going to see me in court when I get home for good , if that ever happens.
I have a very good lawyer and I'll use him to sue Carol. It really depends on how much cash I have in my bank account at home. I figured out sense the first of the year and she has gotten almost $600000 of mine since 1997.

U.S. OPEN 2013

This past weekend was the US Open for the PGA tour this year. Would this finally be the year for Mr. Phil Mickelson to win; How 'bout NO! Phil had a valiant charge on days one, two and three but on the final day (day 4) the wheels began to come off the cart and he finished in a tie for third place. This years Open champ is England's own Justin Rose. This was Justin's first ever major tournament win.

By: Daniel

Monday, June 10, 2013

SOMEDAY SOON

 
SOMEDAY SOON
One day soon,
I don't know when,
I'll try to live my life without you.
All that I have (of you),
is memories,
All that I ask is
come back please!

You've always been there for me,
so without you what would life be!?

I feel that I,
should just thank you,
for everything,
that you do.